Sunday, October 11, 2009

Sexiest Accident Yet

So I was walking in a dark alley last night and got mugged.

Just kidding!

This is Cairo: I got hit by a car.

I think it didn't see me (no headlights), and it hit my thigh. I'm OK, with only a small bruise. But the car was a clunker, and had razor-sharp edges that spliced right through my favorite pair of jeans:



Don't tell me it doesn't remind you of the movies where the heroine's shirt gets torn just a cut below and above the cleavage.

When I told my girlfriend about it, she called it my "sexiest accident yet." I couldn't have said it better myself.

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